"your password is weak" fuck you
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Lee Jordan’s commentary appreciation post
*12 year old voice* i know who you like
You also have these baby teenage mutant ninja turtles to protect you.
This is actually such a good tactic for people with serious anxiety problems. Thank you. Really. Omg.
Also immunity cat protects your blog from “if you don’t reblog I’m judging you” posts
but what happened in 2012
puberty hit him so hard he got knocked out for a whole year
“Truth or dare”
“What’s your credit card number”
So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.
I was like “Aye yo, ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.
Then I was like “No.”
well no wonder why it was in the thrift store
but shit it was 99 cents
2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in
What the fuck does the sink want now
i laughed way too hard