my excitement levels when you mention my favourite celebrity
How to come out to your parents:
Say: “I’m pregnant.”
When they gasp and look shocked, say: “April Fools, I’m gay.” Throw some glitter on them and walk away. Done.
when i told my dad ‘dad i have something to tell you’ he screamed ‘ARE YOU PREGNANT’ and i said ‘HA nope, i like girls’ and he was like ‘oh thank god’ so yeah it works and he did it all by himself
I HAVE WAITED FOR THIS MY ENTIRE LIFE
might i just say
they spelled “kneel” wrong
*cracks knuckles* time to fuckin blog
"so what are your plans for after college?"
i will dismantle the establishment board by board
"Girl crush" is literally the female version of no homo
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