Basically a bunch of fandoms

sassings:

wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying

therealhamster:

anyone wanna make out… a check to me for 500,000 dollars

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

topharry2014:

l8ers:

How do girls even put on eyeliner and make it perfect

like 149 video tutorials and a lot of crying

officialfrenchtoast:

officialfrenchtoast:

Should I Read Spoilers Or Should I Wait: A novel by me

I Should’ve Fucking Waited: A sequel

jesspinkman:

being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised 

#the optimistic look on pessimism  

bewbin:

bewbin:

Now that I’m an adult I have to make more serious posts

Briefcase

all-direction-blind:

tenderdean:

how do you act around people who dont like star trek

Follow the prime directive and don’t interfere with underdeveloped societies

an-angels-laugh:

eddie-rochester:

notthatyoudcare:

jaaaaaaames:

Passive aggressive notes are the best.

there was nothing passive about the second one..

HAHAHAHAA

GOD BLESS